Crypt of the Muscle Mummy

Granted immortality in the long distant Primeval Eons, the Muscle Mummies have returned from the depths of time. Now, by using state of the art isolation technology, meditative void techniques, and body-numbing repetitive exercises, along with the traditional twin engines of guilt and shame, they offer to cultivate the void mind within anyone.

Including you!

Only by honing the body as well as the mind in the void’s furnace can anyone hope to achieve immortality. A hard task. But don’t worry, our personal trainers are here to help.  

Crypt of the Muscle Mummy is an adventure location featuring undead fitness coaches. It is written for Into the Odd, but can be placed in any metropolitan fantasy setting.